-I do want to tick off some of your projects. -By the way, there’s a bunch of them. -You got — There’s three. There’s three things I want to ask you about. -Okay, three. -“Santa Clarita Diet.” Season three, right? -Season three. Streaming on Netflix. -Streaming on Netflix. [ Cheers and applause ] -Moving on.
-Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon,
-Let’s get to the news. The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on. And neither did the dog. According to reports, Republican Congressman Devin Nunes went to Europe last
♪ -The Puppy Predictors! ♪ -Welcome to the Puppy Predictors Super Bowl LII Edition. Here’s how it works. We have 11 puppies, we have two bowls of kibble, one representing the New England Patriots, the other representing the Philadelphia Eagles. Whichever team’s bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the Super Bowl champs. Now…
♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS>>BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO’LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ ‘CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY
-Today might have been the most devastating day of the Trump presidency so far. A key witness to the Ukraine scheme provided evidence that there was a quid pro quo and that it was ordered by the President himself. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Today
-Playing tonight, we have an Oscar-nominated actress who stars in the new movie “The Wife.” It’s Glenn Close right there! [ Cheers and applause ] And from “Stranger Things” and the upcoming film, “Dog Days,” it’s Finn Wolfhard, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] And this is the first puppy up for grabs tonight. This
-[ Laughs ] Great one. That was a great one, James. Welcome back to “The Tonight Show.” It is time to play “Pup Quiz”! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Playing tonight, he is a baker, he is an actor, he is the star of the new HBO series “The Deuce.” It is James Franco!
Hello. I’m not John! *Music* John’s punishment was to do five videos in five days, but unfortunately it looks like he’s not going to do that, because of…! Something. Something I’m not gonna tell you about right now. I don’t know if you know this, but I actually have a version of Question Tuesdays as