I Just Want a Puppy

I Just Want a Puppy

UEehhhh! I’m so sick I could die. But if you die… Then you’ll never get the present I brought you! Yayyy! Guess what it is. Is it a puppy? Oh my god! Oh my god it’s a puppy! No, no, but it’s even better. OH MY GOD! TWO PUPPIES?!?! No, I got you ice cream.

Read More

DOG MOM RAP

(hip-hop music) ♪ Yo, it’s T-Spoon and ZZ Tophalf ♪ Droppin’ beats ♪ We got the treats, let’s do this ♪ Wake up in the mornin’, my dog’s on a routine ♪ I’m walkin’ in my jammies, don’t care if I get seen ♪ Covered in fur, poop bags in my pocket ♪ I know

Read More

Bachelor Party – THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT

Bachelor Party – THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT

THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT Put this on… It’s your night. Don’t hurt me. We won’t. -Rolf? Raymond? -Cat Ray. -Conny? -Hey. Guys, we have not seen each other since high school. So. Just a little entertainment. -Drink. -Is this not a bit extreme guys? It’s your God damn bachelor party, drink man. Have some more… it’s

Read More

Hippo-Man: THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT

Hippo-Man: THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT

THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT Hello. I’m HIPPO-MAN Excuse me if train while I talk… I’m a busy superhero and my body needs to be in top shape so can perform my deeds. The future of Sweden depends on it. Something that makes me made are mobile phone devices. There is only one solution: Throw away all

Read More

EVERY DOG EVER

Hey Barky Bark! You’re such a cutie! I love when you talk to me in that voice!! Oh, I can say whatever I want in this voice, and you’ll think it’s a good thing, huh? Yes! What’s that? You want me to take you to the vet? Yes!!! And you want a thermometer stuck up

Read More