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-Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon,
-Let’s get to the news. The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on. And neither did the dog. According to reports, Republican Congressman Devin Nunes went to Europe last
-Today might have been the most devastating day of the Trump presidency so far. A key witness to the Ukraine scheme provided evidence that there was a quid pro quo and that it was ordered by the President himself. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Today
Most of the dog parks in this city have a rule. You got to have a dog. So I created a place where you can be a dog. My name’s Jeff Henderson, AKA Rover, and I built this dog park for furries. Traditional dog parks are surprisingly strict. Go home. It’s not like the human
Good Morning! it’s gaming week, gamers! and grab your pickaxe cause it’s Minecraft Time isn’t that right, Sven? Sven agrees, excellent! We made a lot of changes to the- not really, I just got uhh these items on the wall? So like now I know what’s in each thing, pretty epic 😀 thank you guys
Republicans are fighting back with a very specific strategy, and they’re saving their fierce attacks for th – Ugh, let me do that again. I’ve actually been doing good today. I know if it’s your first time here, you’re thinking, “this guy’s a moron.” You – You ain’t seen shit yet. Oh, wardrobe is upset.
-The president delivered a primetime address last night on the government shutdown that he started over his border wall. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] This was Trump’s first Oval Office address. Normally, that’s a solemn occasion, and one of the weightiest things a president does.
-Let’s get to the news, everybody. In a new interview yesterday, President Trump said he plans to sign an executive order denying citizenship for babies born in the U.S. to noncitizen parents, despite birthright citizenship being listed as a constitutional right. Well, you can’t blame Trump — he stopped reading the Constitution after “We the
-The President is in a standoff with Congress as some Democrats call for impeachment. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] President Trump is defying subpoenas from Congress. His attorney general threatened not to show up to hearings this week, and several Democrats have called on Congress