-Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had no idea what was going on, and neither did the dog. President Trump, this afternoon,
THIS IS A STRANGE ONE! A RACCOON CAFE HAS BEEN OPENED IN UKRAINE AND CUSTOMERS ARE FLOCKING TO THE UNIQUE BUSINESS. THE WAIT TIME CAN GET UP TO 30 MINUTES FOR PEOPLE TO SNUGGLE UP TO THESE FURRY LITTLE CREATURES. RACCOON CAFE’S OWNER SAYS HE BOUGHT THE RACCOONS, WHEN THEY WERE BABIES AT AN ECO-FARM.
– In fact, Nellie was driving, she drove for almost three hours. (animals rustling) – [Woman] That was scary. (laughter) Holy freaking crap. Guys I’m not even kidding, two coyotes were fighting right by our head. – Two raccoons were just fighting. – Two coyotes. – Two coyotes? – [Boy] Yeah. – [Child] We’re not