Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel This Phenomenon Sequitur is by Rubber Spaniel Oh, here he comes the feral child out wandering at night He sees you there inside your home then hides behind a bush. We took him in the feral child dressed his wounds licked ours. We played him Bach. Read him Voltaire. He jerked off in the sink. There go the hinges off the ‘fridgerator. The feces smear encylopadeia Again and again. Again and
again… Look who it is! the feral child we just can’t get enough. He eats our clothes tears up our food. He barely gives a fuck. Down by the viaduct animals gather all around then fly into the sun three cheers for everyone! yeah I I
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I-I-I-I-I-I-I I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I’m truly in awe motherfucker! [geriatric man convalescing] Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Phenomenon Sequitur! Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Ruh Ber Span Yuhl RUBBER SPANIEL!!! ???
??? Oh, Rubber Spaniel! Rubber… …Spaniel! Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel That’s possible! Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel This Phenomenon Sequitur is by Rubber Spaniel. Rubber Spaniel I can’t-I can’t free associate more…nonsense. I’m very excited to see Todd McFarlane’s Spawn (1997). I hear it’s going to be a real good movie. The special effects are gonna be expensive. John Leguizamo He’s probably gonna be there. Yep. Here he comes the feral child out wandering at night. He sees you there inside your home. and then he hides inside a bush. and you can’t… oh and you can’t concentrate because: There’s too much on your plate There’s too much on your plate Too much on your plate Too much Too much on your plate Can’t concentrate There’s too much on your plate oops, I think we missed a line just then whoops! another one. Anyway, it’s just repeating. Your eligibility expires shortly so please consider this your final notice Please press “1” now on your phone to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press “2”to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day. Hey you made it pretty far into the mixtape. Thanks. Or maybe you just skipped to about the middle. That’s cool, too. No judgment. We will leave the underground to see how everything turned ouuuuuuuuuu- -ouuuut We will leave the undergrou- ow- ow- ow- -ound blip -baDOOP -baDOOOP boop -baDWOOP -aDWOOOP …evidence that you have failed to file your actual income tax which is higher than what it was supposed to be. For the same arrest warrant is released on your name. The lyrics during this part are a nod to The Velvet Underground’s “Murder Mystery.” Well not so much the lyrics as the concept. Well not so much the concept as the structure. Lyrical structure, that is. er, I mean vocal structure. The vocal stylings, rather. The vocal stylings of the Velvet
Undergrounds, ladies and gentlemen. Please call us back immediately on our number: naan-wreirs-there-is-no naan-is-non war-is-no-rear I repeat: d-yar-bar-dir-weir (warbled low) Rubber Spaniel b-ding-da-ding-da-ding-DING! (warbled high) Rubber Spaniel Rubber Spaniel! This is the way I do my guitar This is the way.
would take the time to… …that all of you… Huh.
Wait a minute. There isn’t just like ONE of you listening right now, right?
You’re not just like alone in a room or on headphones.
you were supposed to be playing
this for other… Alright. OK. OK. Alright. Thank you. Thank you so much for listening.
you were supposed to be doing. Alright then just fade up on whatever
it was they were supposed to be doing. Yeah, I think that went pretty well. Hey when do we get paid?