Hi there. My name is Dug. And I am on a mission to meet new friends! -Hi there.
-Oh my God! Did he just talk? I did! I did just talk! I’ve never met a talking dog! And I have never met a nicer smelling human. I may talk because my collar allows me to
talk. No! Where is your owner? My master? He is on a blimp with a small mailman. Thank you. I am also a good dog. Oh I love that spot! It is the best spot. Except for the spot you are petting right
now-that is the new best spot. Oh I do. I do like all over scratch. Ball! I hear a ball! You are going to throw it! You are going to-BALL! Wait. You still have the ball. That was a trick. But you will not trick me this-BALL! Oh no, you are in the Cone of Shame. I do not like the Cone of Shame. Do you know where the camera is? I do not know what a camera is. It’s in the phone. Can we play fetch with the phone? No, I… I have just met you, and I love you. I like your gray shirt, tiny human! You smell very nice today. Thank you, it’s my-
SQUIRREL! I thought I saw a squirrel on your face, but
it was only fur. I must go find a stick. Okay. But, I love you! Bye! Bye Dug! Bye Dug. Goodbye, tiny human! Where is he going? Come back doggie! Okay, I am coming back. I am coming to get the ball. Oh, you have thrown the ball! Do not worry, I will get it back for you. Now you have the ball! And you have thrown it again.