Chef Dog


*Soothing music plays as the chef puts down a cutting board made of the finest wood available, Bamboo— or is it Oak– no wait, maybe Maple?* *The chef cleans the cutting board made of the finest wood available* splish sploosh *shake shake shake* *The chef grabs a knife as it makes a satisfying ‘shing’* *The chef begins to cut the finest peppers known to man on the cutting board made of the finest wood available* *Bell Pepper cutting sound* *Bell pepper cutting ASMR* *The chef turns on the stove* *The chef places a marvellous pan on the stove* *The chef melts some butter in preparation of frying the finest peppers* *The chef puts water in a pot to boil the spaghetti (without sauce, of course)* *The chef prepares to boil the pot that will cook the spaghetti (Again, without sauce)* *The chef grabs the finest peppers available from the cutting board made from the finest wood available- sans gloves, because gloves are for plebs- and deposits them into the pan* *silent admiration to the sexy sound of sizzling veggies* *The chef sautés the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available, in the pan* *fwoomp* *The chef continues to sauté the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available, in the pan* *another fwoomp* *The chef cooks broccoli along with the peppers but did not show the preparation of the broccoli for the sake of suspense* *sexy sizzle noises continue* *The chef opens the lid of the pot that will be used to cook the spaghetti (again, sans sauce)* *The chef puts the finest spaghetti available in the pot* *The chef tries to open a bottle of the finest champagne available* *Flawless execution* *the chef places a wine glass down because champagne flutes are too small* *The chef fills the glass with the finest champagne available* *oops* *the chef removes the spaghetti from the heat and strains it* *shake shake shake* *the chef places the spaghetti on a plate made with the finest material available* *the chef arranges the broccoli and the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available beside the spaghetti* *The chef awkwardly removes the fallen piece of broccoli, the candle and the champagne glass, as she suddenly decided to drink a tankard of water* *The chef licks her lips, ready to taste the wonderful meal* *the chef enjoys her meal, and the accompanying background music* *the chef enjoys a piece of broccoli* *the chef congratulates herself on a meal well cooked* *jazz hands* *the chef thinks about having more spaghetti, but then stops herself after realising how good the broccoli is* *the chef has more broccoli* *pieces of broccoli fall out of the chefs mouth, but the chef does not mind* *the chef licks the broccoli* *the chef plays with the spaghetti as she tries to get some more broccoli* *the chef spots the spaghetti and eats it* *the chef tries some peppers* *the chef brushes herself* *the chef eats more spaghetti* *the chef picks up the plate to grab any food under it* *the chef licks a pepper* *the chef licks the entire plate* *the chef eats some more spaghetti* *the chef conducts some sort of spell* *the chef scratches her ear* *the chef gives a thumbs-up. the chef approves of the meal!* *the chef smiles as she gives another thumbs up! she really enjoyed the meal! hooray!* *the chef approves very much.* *the chef has a few more bites* the chef is satisfied with his work

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