An Ode to Pappy Van Poodle


Well don’t you know, Well, don’t you know,
five dozen months ago, Well, don’t you know,
five dozen months ago,
a game came out wherein you throw A Hundred A Hundred Animated softballs A Hundred Animated softballs,
and hit them out of the park. To those who go, To those who go,
and aim to play it, so, To those who go,
and aim to play it, so,
an opportunity bestows to buy a dozen minigames; to buy a dozen minigames; at prices below the start. The game is told, The game is told, in fabled tales of old, The game is told, in fabled tales of old,
to fare a rarity behold! –a character inside the code– –a character inside the code–
who’s buried in the dark. For, only those For, only those who gladly pay the posted For, only those who gladly pay the posted
pricetag plastered, For, only those who gladly pay the posted
pricetag plastered, without woe, are shown the secret side-character; are shown the secret side character; with the biggest heart. PAAAAA- PAAAAA-Happ PAAAAA-Happyyyyy! Pappy! Van Pappy Van Poodle! You were forgotten by the world, You were forgotten by the world,
and fewer knew your name. PAAAA- PAAAAA-Happ PAAAAA-Happyyyyy! Pappy! Van Pappy Van Poodle! You had been lost to history… You had been lost to history…’s hand….. You had been lost to history’s hand…
and so I feel ashamed. Okay I really tried to make this as fun as possible, but this is just taking TOO LONG!!!!! I’m going to just copypasta the rest of the lyrics I’m sorry After our Rusty makes the sale,
a probability’s availed;
to keep all of our items still,
and leave his marriage apart. BUT, NOT Van Pooðle! That man will
come through for his old friend, and fill
the needs that Rusty often fails
to find; he’ll gladly impart. Caring father, love distilled,
after him, men are all downhill.
Who cheers so proud he slips, and spills,
and knows your ambitions by heart. This elder man, with hidden tail,
does what he can, with limbs so frail;
because to Van it’s an entail
that rewards off of the charts. Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! Your life has been, sadly, unseen;
though you never endeavored for fame… Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! We all neglected to exalt you, We all neglected to exalt you,
and so I feel ashamed… Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! For sixty-one months of your life have
been hidden in the game. Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! I say you’ve waited long enough, now… I say you’ve waited long enough, now…
May your life never feel the same…..

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